A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.
"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"
Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.