Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

Port Talbot (PT)

A small shitty town in Southern Wales, UK. There are stinking steel works which because of Trump will be closing. There is nothing to do there and everyone whom resides there shall die of depression

Your life is so shitty that you may as well live in Port Talbot (PT)

by Mr.Cunt Mc.Cain September 06, 2018

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 07, 2023

direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.

Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.

by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017