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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020

Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes. I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 08, 2021

Little Black Dress

Little Black Dress (LBD) refers to a character who, like a little black dress, "goes with anything." These are characters who are easily paired with almost any other character, including crossover characters from other fandoms. Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).

Person 1: Yo bro, what character do you think is a Little Black Dress? Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja. Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe.. Person 2: Really?! Like who?! Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo. Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn October 01, 2023

sack dress

loose fitting dress popular in the1950s

She always wears a sack dress to work

by Rorogerthatgert August 05, 2017

Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 21, 2024

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight! Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 29, 2022

Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.

The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).

by mast3rbates April 01, 2015