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When Tucker and Macy is in the bed and you fall in love with Macey do you slide between them and fuck Macy. Then you leave sneakily before Tucker wakes up.
I loved that Tucker doesn’t know what we did last night.
A insightful person who has an abnormally large forehead and is a fein for asians. Hugo also it the type of person who has a disgusting fetish for black and pink dildos.
That guy is definitely a Hugo Tucker
1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
A very sexy man who is the hottest man on earth and every girl likes him and he has a large penis and will kick any ones butt in an instant
OMG its tucker pederson he's so hot I should bang
Someone who uses boomer slang unironically.
"Hear about the new guy?"
"Yeah, heard he's a real Tucker Puller."
"Aw, that's a shame, third one this month."
A fine ass dark skin with dreads and sexy ass voice
OMG is that, that fine ass dark skin santonio tucker jr