A fork of Rural Dictionary
Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon. Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is? Boyfriend: no what day is it ? Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).
Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?
Natural consequences to stupid behavior
“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away” “That’s God getting even with you”