A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it
** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!
When you are jerking your ween and your about to come, pinch and twist the tip then let your shit erupt like a volcano
Bro I so down bad last night I had to do the pinch-a-roonie
The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.
Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!
A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.
One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.
Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.
When you pinch someone on the underside of their upper arm.
Don't piss me off, or I'll raper pinch you!
The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole
Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein