A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best bestfriend you could ever ask for
"hey bestie PLAY ROBLOX WITH ME BITCH" -Kayla
A word which pedophiles use to refer to their best friends that groom children everyday. This is often used by mentally ill people when they don't have anything else to do with their lives except cry and make shit up on social media.
Some pedophile: "BESTIE WHAT ??" Their friend: "I wanna cum in u babe"
A bestie is someone who will never leave you. Someone who will never lie to you. Someone who will never talk about you behind your back. Besties know everything about you and will never forget about you. Besties love hanging out with you and wanna be with you all the time. Besties are always there for you and live you to the moon and back! Besties are great to have
Look at my bestie over there, killing it! My bestie is so pretty Me: Are we besties? Friend: Yass
A girl’s great friend who is a girl if she wants to be super gay about it and make guys die a little inside
Kate: This is the other Kate I was telling you about. She’s my BESTIE. We go way back we’re BESTIES Other Kate: Awww thanks BESTIE! It’s true girl you’re my BESTIE. Wait no, actually you’re my BESTIE BESTIE… Struggling male friend: Yes, yes we’ve established that you’re good friends, probably even best friends. Could you just use the scissors to point to the horny Kates or at least CHOP MY FUCKING EARS OFF before you say it again…
It’s you. Like seriously..I genuinely adore being around you. You’re too goofy and even though you can be crazy annoying I still want to be around you.
Hands down and without a doubt, you are def my bestie. Like my bestie for the restie.