Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Butterfly Net

A hypothetical device that a medical professional would use to capture and detain the mentally disturbed.

I saw Jonathan running around the park chasing squirrels - someone needs to get the Butterfly Net out.

by My urban definitions June 12, 2024

white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 07, 2009

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 05, 2023

The nets

A slang for Internet

If you don’t do what I say I’m going to take that little twilight fanfiction that you wrote and I’m gonna put it all over “the nets” said by Ian Hecox from smosh the video is called I broke my foot

by Slim z July 03, 2023

Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats. Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them. It's like a court martial, only it is online.

Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!

by A dying goat November 24, 2017

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 01, 2024