A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.
Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!
The reason why Michael moved to Los Santos
"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather"
Only when the hometown team is in the world championship does this person become a fan
Bill only follows the team when they make the world championship. He's such a fine weather fan
Someone that gets others excited about the weather.
Nick, the local weather fluffer, peaked my interest as he talk up the latest snow storm.
A great song to listen to when you're drawing a certain car.
Sweater Weather is written by "The Neighborhood"
The song Sweater Weather makes me want to draw!
A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.
Eva: Oh I love this song!
Sienna: What's is called?
Eva: Sweater Weather-
Sienna: Nevermind.
When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!