A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for SMS, or text message.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.
A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.
A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.
A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.
I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.
some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.
aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.