Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dap kit

toiletry bag of known usual contents of vagisil, panty liners, a double ended dildo And some extra large tampons. Known users are slimy little queers usually named John (not Jon, Jonathan or Jonny) that carries it while trying to fish or waterfowl hunt with his other DAP KIT turd pounding boyfriends.

John packed his dap kit for a date with the boys!

by YEOW! August 02, 2019

kit explosion

A chaotic spread of opened and unopened kit. The ultimate result of an inexperienced and/or poorly disciplined healthcare practitioner dealing with a patient. Explosive effects are amplified if practitioners’ intrinsic adrenaline levels are high. Following a kit explosion, one may find it difficult to find a specific piece of kit and/or have an unnecessarily large amount of kit checks to complete. Wherever possible, therefore, kit explosions should be avoided.

I left him for 10 seconds and, upon my return, a severe kit explosion had occurred.

by Mizollen June 23, 2023

France Kit

Wearing a France kit means you get absolutely 0 Bitches.

“Look, he wearing a France kit. He probably gets 0 bitches

by cemallev June 28, 2022

Nautical kit

Nautical kit, is a kit made up off random objects. These objects consist of A paper bag, rubber band and pencil. The purpose of this is to fool all the newbies in the Navy. Who are first time on a ship. Usually a senor member of the crew will ask a new man to go find him a "Nautical kit".

Petty Officer go find me a Nautical kit, and make it snappy.

by AGuni GooGoo May 26, 2017

of the kit

that which is "kitty" cute. Such as a bunny or a happy bug. Anything cute really.

person 1: Look at that bird twittering about!
person 2: It's of the kit!!

by employee of "the man" September 21, 2008