A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) like a normal lol but this time you're laughing so hard you may fall of your seat or inhale food or fall over or walk into things etc
I laughed so hard i turned into a puddle of lol
To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.
Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!
Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.
A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!
“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”
Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain
I stepped on a dry puddle
When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.
Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21