Country Dictionary

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Korean Spread aka Kspread

When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it

Bro I was in the bathroom, came out and Sujiyama was in a korean spread aka kspread

by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017

fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.

Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.

by BirchJulius December 15, 2020

liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex

dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos

by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 02, 2019