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the cutest couple that love each other more than anything. They will always be together. They have lots of the same interests. Dalton loves eva's brown eyes and eva loves dalton's perfect ginger hair. They love cuddling together and holding hands
Dude eva and dalton are so cute together
She left looking for sun on the beach :(
Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
she simps for Sean Ehrman. She is anti-social. You can find that she is blue not white.
EVA BRADSHAW IS BLUE AND A SEAN LOVER
When you get close with the right people who make you realise you enjoy other’s company rather than your own
I love being with impy squad, I’ve had Eva’s epiphany.
Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
boy 1: wow Anna-Eva died
boy 2: aw there goes my perfect house wife
Person 1: Eva Conner is sooooo pretty
Person 2: I know right I wish I could be her