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Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.

I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.

by ashfree November 25, 2021

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 08, 2018

Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie February 28, 2016

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 19, 2018

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019