A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.
Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD
A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing
Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.
Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
Irish term. Another term for spooning.
Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap
The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.
Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.
Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.