A fork of Rural Dictionary
I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.
Someone who is on his own and doesnt seem to mind
'Lone dogg, he is on his own!' 'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player' 'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont
My father gived me an small lone of a milion dollar
You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss? Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
A town in southwest Wisconsin known for its laced Pot and getting cracked out!
Have you seen lone rocks shit??? it’s pretty sparkly!