A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you motorboat a mans balls
I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)
NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?
Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache
Guy: yes makes sense epic human
When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"
"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.