A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them
Guy: can I give you the cum puddle. Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.
A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.
My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!
a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.
damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep
Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?