Country Dictionary

To be lazy or slow

Stop donking and help me load the truck

Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’ Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’

Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’ Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’

to insert the male genitale between the chest of a female. aka tit fuck

Man had the best jibby donk ever.

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.

"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....