Country Dictionary

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Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler That's it. Nothing else. Mic drop.

Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro March 14, 2017

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz. it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022

Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 November 17, 2017

Toe Gobblers

The Toe Gobblers are an elite and inspiring groupchat with the zestiest people in its contents. The people on it r boss 😎

Person 1 : Did you hear ab toe gobblers? Person 2: I’m so jealous, I could never be one! I’m so jealous

by The Toe Gobbler June 10, 2023

cunt gobbler

as someone would say when they rage during a video game.

YOU'RE SUCH A "CUNT GOBBLER"

by 12333cccc September 30, 2021

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 04, 2024