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Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.

Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!

by L_is_awesome December 06, 2019

Karl

Insert generic traits that applies to literally anyone so that anyone reading can pick and choose specific traits from this description to apply to what they think of themselves.

Wow that’s a Karl!

by urbankc November 23, 2021

Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.

"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"

by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018

Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.

"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"

by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018

Karl

A Karl is a homosexual method of spelling Carl. Karl’s generally love anal fun with the same sex. Karl’s like to run sticks of butter over their freshly shaved chests whilst breathing through a Covid approved face covering.

I seen a gay the other day, he was definitely a Karl, he had butter stains on his t-shirt”

by Socialgiggle November 11, 2020

karl

man who is well known and is one of the biggest monkeys in monkey cult

"Did you see that Karl unbanned n word i heard that Herobrine hacked his account and that's how it was unbanned"

by bruhskiithe1st July 22, 2021

Karl

Hes a completly svage he also Has the most money off them all, mby hes a bit lazy but alway up for some fortnite.
Hes the closest friend you could get. He dont give a fuck about school.

Karl have you seen the teacher?
What the fuck a teacher....

by Jjffj October 10, 2018