A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is the most extreme version of fit
Walter: "I've been going to the gym alot lately, wavy sissy."
Emily: "Walter, you're such a strong kong"
An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.
Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."
A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.
“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”