A fork of Rural Dictionary
A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic. That’s even worse
When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week? Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs. Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
The respiratory condition experienced after spending 3 days breathing in all the airborne particles at the Empire Poli Fields during Coachella.
Holy shit, cough cough), my Coachel-Lung is bad this year...