A fork of Rural Dictionary
How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt
Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up
When something is so messed up but in a funny way
"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"
When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.
When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day