A fork of Rural Dictionary
spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon" "only on saturdays"
To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick. The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian. Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.
Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!