A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting a deodorant can and spraying it into your arsehole until it becomes really bright red.
Me and katy where trying spraying and praying last night after that her arse hurt for a month
When an eshay sprays cum and piss into someone's TNs after rolling them
Eshay 1: "io baa, just rolled some kid for his TNs" Eshay 2: "Niceee lad, Did you remember to do the eshay spray?"
When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.
"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park. "Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"
When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass! Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom" Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
the cheese that you spray
dude 1: yo dude! maddie gave some spray cheese earlier dude 2: dude! that's the best gift.
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.