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Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.
Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.
Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia
A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things
I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at