A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.
We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.
Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth* Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously* Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt
Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head
If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt. Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt! Or Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.
The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.