A fork of Rural Dictionary
To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.
This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.
Dude I had my jeep vision last night.
Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
A version of Vision from the Avengers but he has every stone and he flys around naked and is rainbow colored and all powerful even more powerful than darkseid himself from fortnite
Nigga: "Damn nigga were gonna die!" White male: "No look its Gay Vision!"
*Gay Vision saves worlds*
when you are drunk and could hardly see.
"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"
"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"
"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"
"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"