Country Dictionary

March 8th is when Boris has said that schools in the UK will open. People are worrying a lot for numerous reasons like not having their glow up or in fear it would increase cases and deaths as well as another lockdown

Boy 1: Bruv bare people are saying we are going to school on March 8th
Boy 2: I’m excited ngl

Boy 1: Fam I’m scared

This is national kajeans day. Kajeans is slang for the tightest jeans in the world. Jeans have to be so tight you can see your leg hairs through the jeans.

An example of kajeans day is, “oh shit it’s March 8th i need to get some kajeans on.”

National birthday sex day

Omg it’s June 8th that mean Kiean get’s birthday sex

June 8th tell your parents zahanna is your girlfriend day

June 8th " hey mom, dad zahanna is my gf"

National send a boy named Gabe day

“send nude”
“no eww”
“but it’s June 8th and my names gabe”
“Your right, 🍑”

National get and give head on this day

Come give me some head it’s June 8th!

The most Amazing player on the pitch they are fast yet strong nimble yet solid and most useful all arounder they are easily the best players on that pitch

Ben Gatfield is speedy and strong he beets the crap out of people 8th in rugby is really hard to play