A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you motorboat a mans balls
I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"
"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.
Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)
NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?
Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache
Guy: yes makes sense epic human