A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked
Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy
Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.
Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker. Erin: Thought you two were happy. Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh. Erin: Nooo, what did he do? Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy. Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her. Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.
When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse
"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"