A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who poops in line at a discount supermarket instead of farting, and stays in line.
Tina is such a mess. She did a burner on line at the Associated supermarket and she didn't even go home right away. She stayed in line, posted about it and bought her taco mix anyway.
One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.
Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.