A fork of Rural Dictionary
I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?
My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
The biggest ditch of all time.
Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
Getting left behind on purpose.
I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.
I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day
don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆