A fork of Rural Dictionary
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it! Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell? Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell! Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with? Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him! Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic! Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability
Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey
The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!
The Russell’s are the definition of Love. The blessings they spread to others are constantly changing lives and bringing good into the world. Sonya, Sonny and Nyesha do Gods work but never look down on anyone instead they spend every day being the most majestic and awesome family unit imaginable. Down to earth…beautiful and the most amazing people you could ever meet.
“Hey you look like your doing good!” “Thanks to God and the Russell family for their undying empathy, compassion and humanitarianism!”
literally a totall baddass best person in the wrld one of my best friends <3
I would tell Connor Russell anything.
A weird stoner kid who gets stoned 24/7 and gets his dick sucked in the bathroom by the same girl; kind of hot though not gonna lie
ooh, he’s totally a Tim Russell
The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world
Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome. OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!