A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back
Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback
When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is
Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it
Throw shade day is on may 16th. On throw shade day you post hella shade on your story
"Some mfs is hella ugly, yes this is about you" stuff like this should be posted on throw shade day
Fifty Shades of Gray, but the gay version
Guy 1: "dude lets watch fifty shades of gray" Guy 2: "you mean fifty shades of gay" Guy 1: "no wtf"
The sex God anyone with this name will dick you down the best
He was shade Bolding all up in here
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract: "Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May. 2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!" Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.