Country Dictionary

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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor. 2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap. 3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time. I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan. See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by November 23, 2024

Fl man pepper spray

This occurs when you become contaminated with bear spray and you come home to have sex with your partner. within 5 min of fucking, you both sweat and reactivate the chemical agent. Now you and you partner's genitals are burning like hellfire due to the lack of patience of waiting for the agent to wash off.

"yea I fucked up trying to run from dog the bounty hunter.now my gf not talking to me because I gave her the fl man pepper spray.

by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022

gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle

put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell

by Hottie55 June 08, 2021

Spray can

When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can

Louis:Last night I gave Alice the spray can. Harvey:really your crazy bro

by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa February 25, 2016

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS. INCIDENT: SUPER BOWL BET LOST ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER , DAMNING SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

Then a second time I was PEPPER SPRAYED as I was in a RESTROOM STALL going through my belongings and it was the DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL that had just finished and because early on somebody asked me who would win and I would not say, they lost their BET and PEPPER SPRAYED me , knocked on my stall as ALLIED SECURITY UNIVERSAL SERVICES (ASUS) for short as they were taken off the RTC CONTRACT due to lots of VIOLATIONS and this was at SOUTH STRIP TRANSFER TERMINAL. I threw my SIM CARD down the toilet as I felt super threatened after they had pushed me for no reason you can say ELDER ABUSE AND VEGAS NAZISM and at the time I was dressed in full male attire which caused me tremendous problems but ASUS losing the SUPER BOWL BET and throwing the SIM CARD away may have been PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II but more it was a very windy day and it ALLEVIATED a lot of the PAIN thanks to the weather but I fought the elements with my personal effects when they forced me away from the terminal.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 08, 2021

Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY?? ...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022