A fork of Rural Dictionary
The cutest boy to live on this whole planet
Hey look at him he’s tucker main aka cutie
A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman
Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night. What the fuck! Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.
A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.
A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
The act of tucking ones male genitalia behind thighs in able to give the appearance of having a female genitalia
That's not a woman he's just got the ol' Jim Tucker going on