A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.
Hey dude, we should really have a lumber party tonight!
A social gathering involving Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC, all of which were found in Tiger Woods' system at the time of his DUI arrest.
Johnnie had to get dropped off at the ER because he couldn't handle the Tiger Party
Putting ones erect penis into a girls vagina and just letting it sit.
Floaty Party’s aren’t usually that fun for me.
A name for an asshole after a bender or big night on the piss
She was going to lick his butthole but he had a seriously bad Party Chad
A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."
"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"
A "V" Party is another term for a pot party.
Remember the 60's? Flashing the peace sign?
The Peace Symbol, the everlasting "V".
"V" stands for peace, or passing a peace pipe.
We're gonna just chill, pass a few joints, and have a "V" party.
An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.
I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!