A fork of Rural Dictionary
If someone types this, call an ambulance and don't let go. They will kill themselves from boredom.
Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!
Dawg you are hella zaq`1xsw2cde3vfr4bgt5nhy6mju7,ki8.lo9/;p0'-=\!
When your so board you write this
i'm so board I type 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;//;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1 this in.
When you are starting to get extremely bored, but there are much higher levels of boredom awaiting you
I'm starting to get `zaq1xsw2cde3vfr4bgtnhy6mu7,ki8.lo9/;p0'-=
When you're so bored in class that you type diagonally across your keyboard.
P1- ug im so bored let me just type in, `qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujmm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\
Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.
Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*
When somebody reaches a level of boredom so unfathomably, immeasurably, and extraordinarily high, this, on a very rare occasion, will be typed into the search bar of some poor soul's computer. You’ll know when you’ve typed it.
Strange floating mask thing: "You must finish your work, Carl."
Carl: Ok
*types "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``24680=wryipsfhk;zcbm."*
Everybody: *dies*