A fork of Rural Dictionary
Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck. If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)
Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!
This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.
"Hi I'm new! What's your name?" "Callum." *leaves the school*
Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.
A very cool guy that cares and will do anything to make you laugh or smile. He will help you through hard times and might be shy at first but if you get to know him he can be crazy and a weirdo (in a good way) if you are lucky enough to get a callum in your life don’t let go. Even if there is a distance between you two he would do anything to see you. Callum is a skinny built boy that once you get to know will make you smile. If you are angers at him he will use kissing and cuddling to make up for it. You can do anything you want with him and he would be happy.
Callum is a great boyfriend and a great friend
Callum is an amazing,sexy and fit man. If you get a Callum your lucky to have him and keep hold of him. He is very good with words and makes girls laugh 24/7 and always knows what to say. When a Callum finds that one girl he will make her feel like a queen and will love her forever.
Wow he sure treats her like a queen, what a Callum!