A fork of Rural Dictionary
Panda: (v) stealing then subsequently devouring any food item(s)
-He pandaded my reeces
-Oh noez, the chocolatey and peanut buttery goodness, gone!
Term of abuse that debt laden smug marrieds and rich kids use for poor single people who, like Panda's, have had their lifes destroyed by the greed of rapcious and moribund creatures who blindly gorge on the worlds resourses like giant airhead leeches
I feel guilty about how that person has been treated, I will dehumanize them by calling them a Panda so I won't have to change.
1. A guy who is cuddly and friendly to everyone, is a little shy and elusive (much like the animal). Can be combined with their real name.
2. A guy who everyone thinks is gay until he gets a girl friend
1. "My boyfriend is such a Panda" or "I love my boyfriend, Panda-Tom"
2. Guy1: Man, man I thought he was gay until he got with Jessica
Guy2: I know, he's such a Panda.
When one sees an individual wearing a white shirt or sweater, and he or she is wearing a black shirt or sweater, "to panda" is to run up to them and hug in a fuzzy embrace.
Boy sees girl. Girl is wearing white sweater.
Boy realizes he is wearing a black shirt or sweater.
Approach quietly.
And hug.
To panda.