Country Dictionary

A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.

Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

Fuckboy who eats men's dicks

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

not impressed but ok.

person: oh look its karl.

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!! I love Karl's poetry