A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb meaning to shave someone's head. Derived from Lex Luther in Smallville.
One bully: What should we do to that nerd?
Second bully: Lex him.
First bully: Too mean!
(verb) 1. A blatant and overt form of masurbation, generally with a facial expression of excitment and anxiousness.
I walked in on Ben and Brandon the other day and they were Lexing each other off
Latin. "The law is harsh, but it is the law."
"Man, I can't believe I have to die for killing someone!"
"Dura lex, sed lex"
An object so incredibly large the entirety of transhit could fit on it.
"Wow, the universe is HUGE!"
"Lex's forehead is bigger!"