A fork of Rural Dictionary
Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.
Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):
Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.
A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.
a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy
oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert