Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

funny article

piss off this no funny

this no funny article

by Wu Chao November 30, 2021

article 49

Referring to the article of the bro code saying you shouldn't sleep with a bros ex.

"Did you hear Jim is getting together with stacey"
"Yeah, that's against article 49"

by Spadraps October 11, 2017

Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.

The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022

bandwagon article

When media outlets pick up on a trend and simultaneously write a bunch of articles on it that say the same thing in different words, that's a bandwagon article.

Did you read the latest bandwagon article?

by #$%!@^&*([])_+-=[]\';,./ August 28, 2022

read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.

Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!

by GG Allin February 02, 2023

Lazy article

Lazy article is someone who is lazy and who puts in no effort

Lisa you lazy article you didn't bring out the bins like you were meant to

by Mariotheonion November 12, 2023

Article 13

A stupid idea made by european politicians that will fuck all memes.

- Have you seen this meme?
- No... I only see a white screen.
- Damn! Article 13 deleted my meme!

by CreatorBeastGD April 03, 2019