A fork of Rural Dictionary
On 12th of April you have to kiss her ass , just ask “can I kiss your ass” and she won’t resist
Today’s National Kiss Her Ass Day, be ready😘
National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.
Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?
(God’s Plan plays in background)
Since y'all boys stated doing stuff to us girls it's our turn to do it to y'all so why not grab ass day on November 5
This is a everyday holiday for letting you grab and squeeze a ass.
I’m just celebrating international grab ass day
Were you can grab someone’s ass on 12th of april :)
Hey can i grab your ass see what day it is national grab ass day
Kick their ass instead of smacking it
I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!