A fork of Rural Dictionary
To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown
Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.
A pyramid scheme that slowly and steadily infiltrates every social media newsfeed.
Just message me for details and seller info about the it works wrap that will make you look stupid because it works! Lol!!!!
Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.
"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."
1.to get worked is to get played (taken advantage of, tricked, etc.)
2. also used in situations where a person is falsely accused
Teacher- Sean, get out of my class! You know there's no talking during a test.
Sean- But I didn't even say anything!
Teacher- Well I saw you turned around so I say it was you.
Sean- aw, I got worked, bro!
Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.
It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.
"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."
"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"
"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"