A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have eaten something past its expiration date.
"My yogurt expired a month ago, but I was so hungry I hobo ate it anyway."
Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".
Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.
To masturbate
*Could also say: Eat the Fruit*
Girl: I ate the fruit last night and there was alot of juice
Boy: The pulp squirted all over the place after the Ate the Fruit this morning.